Thanks Chavs!

Leave it to the fucking British to make Floridians look classy.





Multiple Questions:
  • How did this kid have a kid when his balls haven't dropped yet?
  • How is this kid pulling ass at 13? I'm pretty sure I didn't know what Vagina was when I was 13.
  • How did this kid get laid with a name like "Alfie"? Furthermore, Who named these people? Alfie. Chantelle. Maisie. Its like the trifecta of bad names. The only possible name that could be worse is probably something like Hubert Q. Shitflowers.
  • How do we make sure stupid people can't breed?
  • How did he get his little pecker hard with that fucking girl. Jeebus. She looks like gollum.

The father of Alfie has 9 kids. Chantelle, has a family of 7. This may be me fucking spitballing here, but maybe somebody needs to end this cycle. Or pour cement into their vagina's and have the boys squat over bear traps.



But here is where it gets interesting, and when I get i-motherfucking-rate. Chantelle's whole family is on the governments dime. That's right, the good people of England are supporting this little fucking docudrama of a family. And most likely, they're gonna have to pay for this little bundle of soon to be fuck machine as well.

So just remember this when your senator, or state rep, or your fucking president try to tell you that Socialized Health Care is needed. I'd rather spend my money trying to get laid, not paying for other people's lays. Fucking Chavs.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I say go get em tiger. Keep balling it up now cause you and your goodly wife are going no where fast...

Advalida said...

I´m calling bullshit. Still, we should ban all british immigration and export those already here to Mexico