I'll take the Fish Taco's and a hot plate of Shut the Fuck Up.

If one more person asks me what I'm giving up for Lent, I'm gonna start swingin.
You know what I'm giving up for Lent. Nothing. Fuck Lent. And fuck your Jesus.



When was it socially acceptable to ask strangers what they are giving up for Lent? When is it socially acceptable to give a stranger your opinions about God? I try not to talk about religion, or bring up religion, or make someone feel uncomfortable about my beliefs, and its high fucking time that they do the same.
I don't care if you believe in Jesus, or Mohammad, or Ganesh, or the Ahura fucking Mazda..... As long as its in the privacy of your church and your home. Stop trying to ram it down my throat though, because I'm only going to eviscerate you with stupid made up logic.

Also. And keep in mind that I'm not going into a full blown rant here, but its something that I feel I need to get off my fucking chest. I'm sick and tired of Churches not being taxed like other business's. Because that's what they are. A BUSINESS. These dirty fucking charlatan's rake in money and don't pay taxes to state or federal governments, and it should be criminal.
Another point... The people that donate and tithe money to their church, can write it off on their taxes. So not only does the church not pay money on that "INCOME" that they received, but believers in that religion can basically get tax credit for donating money. HORSESHIT.
Here's an idea for those douchebags that tithe and or donate money. Why don't you donate your money to anyone of the millions of charitable foundations that can actually,,,,,,you know, FUCKING SOLVE PROBLEMS. People have been giving money to Jesus since his made up existence, and he still hasn't cured fucking cancer yet..... Come on Jesus? You turned water into wine, threw some fishes and loaves to thousands, ROSE FROM THE FUCKIN DEAD,,, why don't you waive your magic wand and cure Alzheimer's?
No?
Then at least tell your followers that I'm not eating Fish Tacos because you died for my sins. I'm eating them, because they're delicious, and a healthier substitute than El Burrito Loco.