I'm not going to sit here and let you bad mouth the United States of America. Gentleman!



I hate censorship. We live in a country that protects free speech so vehemently that it has a fucking amendment to ensure its sanctity.
So when a movie and a circle of artists have been attacked by groups of sensitive do-gooders, I see red. There are tons of shit that I don't agree with that assault my fucking eyeballs on a daily basis. Creationist bumper stickers, Bill Oreilly, anti-abortion activists, that cunt Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck crying on TV, and on and on.
But you know what? They have every right to shout from the rooftops. Just like Tucker Max and crew do.

Here are some the ads that were taken down from CTA buses in Chicago today because some sniveling feckless turds were "offended".




Whiny retards in Chicago were outraged that they had to be exposed to this kind of advertisement, and they had the ads taken down.
You know what? Boo fucking hoo. Your delicate sensibilities doesn't invalidate freedom of speech. Right now, there is someone, somewhere in America that is offended by something. If we lived our lives according to this code, there wouldn't be any art.

I personally think that its fucking hilarious, and those ads aren't even the funniest ones. My favorite is this one: "Sexism isn’t the same as misogyny, you stupid bitch." In fact, that just might be my new email signature.




So if you're for freedom of speech, great art, funny movies, and against people who want to limit your freedoms... Go see this fucking movie. It opens up on September 25th.
I'm going to. About ten times. Then I'm gonna buy the DVD, and watch it about 25 more times.
Because I'm all about America. And because Tucker Max and Nils Parker are some of the funniest writers I've ever read.

Here is the greenband trailer:

Here is the redband trailer:


4 comments:

Advalida said...

No, I haven't read his books but I've followed his blog long time now.
Yes, I've seen a vagina.
Simply put, in 59 days I'll be giving thanks for ovarian cysts, Depo-Provera and all other forms of birth control which limits the infestation of our gene pool by these Cryptosporidium bloviating, smelly feminist twats.

Can I get a 'Woot Woot' from all the tramp stamped bimbos out there !?!

Harry Karate said...

What does a vagina look like? Seriously? I've been too scared to look directly at one.

Advalida said...

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Harry Karate said...

Wow. I've never heard of cleaning them before... I thought you just threw them away?