Did you EarFuckers hear about the He/She runner from South Afrika that is kicking ass? Apparently the rest of the competitors are questioning her sexuality. Which of course should be questioned. I saw her picture for the first time without knowing the story and I immediately thought she was a fucking dude with no male parts (how the fuck can you run that fast and hide a dong between your legs?) But then I read this essay in the NYT, and this shit isn't as clear cut as I thought it would be. For instance you can't just check the equipment, or look at the XX/XY chromosomes. Some dudes have XX chromosomes but have what is construed as a large clit (like me) and some chicks have an XY chromosome but have a clitoris that looks like a fire hydrant. (Chyna... Have you seen that thing? It looks like a 14 month old baby boy circumcised peni!)
For me I think it comes down to the amount of testosterone in the competitors body. Sports should be regulated by it. If you have above a certain higher level, you're a dude, if you have below a certain lower level you compete as a chick,, and if you are in between you compete in the tranny olympics. (We should totally have that)
One thing of note. I'd like to show a little compassion for this girldude. I actually feel bad for her, all she did was win a couple of races and suddenly she has been outed for being a transgendered person. And that will stick with her for life. I've got no problem making fun of people that are complete assclowns, especially when they bring it on themselves. But when you don't do anything wrong and are labeled as a freak of nature it ain't cool. (I'm looking at you Victoria Showenstein. Fuck you for laughing at me and my small penis. Its not my fault that I had to stuff my nuts into your vagina to fill it up. Just because your vagina doubled as a marsupial pouch and probably only got off by sitting on bedposts doesn't make my penis small, it makes your bajingo a cave that spelunkers go hiking in. Bitch.)
Colonel Sanders has the same fucking rank!
Why the fuck is the leader of Libya, Colonel Muammar el-Qaddafi,,,,, only a fucking Colonel? If you have been the Chairman of the Revolutionary Command Council of Libya for over 40 years, and am the face of Libya to the world... Why the fuck are you not at least a General? Cmon? What the fuck? I'm not saying that you have to be a 4 star or a 3 star General, but at least a 2 star? Now go make me some original recipe with your blend of 11 herbs and spices.
I'd like to double down on that double double. And lets supersize it too.
If in fact Congress approves legislation for health care reform, would that in effect, start the process of future laws being made to outlaw anything remotely bad for us? Since we all know Big Macs and smoking Philly blunts are bad for us, and if the country is footing the bill for your health problems wouldn't Congress now have the right to protect its healthy citizens from paying outlandish sums of money to take care of the unhealthy ones? Wouldn't this start us on a very slippery slope? All of a sudden they could make laws telling us what to eat, and drink, and consume? And wouldn't it be totally legal and probably correct in that instance?
Listen. We're a country jammed packed full of fat fucks. But we're also free fat fucks. We shove whatever we want into our bodies, but what if, you were a healthy person and were now paying for a diabetic fat fucking slob that was a drain on society and your wallet? Wouldn't you get pissed? I would. But as of right now I'm not really paying for that asshole.* If this legislation passes, wouldn't the government have a financial obligation to regulate that fat fucks caloric intake?
(I'm not giving my fucking opinion on health care to you assholes. Its a no win debate. Much like Apple V Mac, God V Darwin, and the Emancipation Proclamation)
* We kinda really are already though. Heard of Medicare and Medicaid?
Show me your Orc Tits!
Where the fuck were all the Orc and Uruk-Hai women in Lord of the Rings? Had they all been systematically decimated because they weren't warriors? The Riders of Rohan had E'owyn, who we all know not only killed the Gothmog, but King Angmar! Girlzzzz Power!!!! But there are no Orc or Uruk-Hai chicks. We're there none of them left because Orcs eat raw food and don't need thier shit cooked? How sexist is that? "We don't need our food cooked, or our tattered clothes ironed, so there's no need for you. You can't swing an axe, so you have no value to our society?"
There was a scene in one of the Rings movies where Saruman was hatching Uruk-Hai men from eggs like they were tadpoles in a murky swamp. Nary did I see a single women getting hatched. Did they breed them like the dinasaurs of Jurassic Park... But in reverse? All dudes? What? Was there a queen Uruk-Hai chick that laid the fucking eggs, and if so, wouldn't she be the "Queen Bee" of the group? I would think so, but Nooooo. Saruman deals directly with Shagrat, and apparently has utmost confidence in him as he places his hand on his face leaving the white imprint. As if to say: You're my leader into battle, you're my nigga, go kick some Riddermark ass!
There is of course could be a simplistic answer, but I doubt it is correct. Remember when Gimli son of Gloin was explaining to Eowyn that the reason no one ever saw a dwarf woman, was because dwarf women looked like dwarf men. While I have no problem believing that Uruk-Hai and Orc women looked similar to Uruk-Hai and Orc men, the difference is that unlike the Dwarves, the Uruk-Hai and Orcs didn't have as much body hair,,, or clothing. Surely we would have seen some Orc tits then? Uruk-Hai hairy muff exposed? Nope. This is either a correct assumption, and or, the Dwarves and Orcs were all trannies.
This of course brings this post full circle and maybe that tranny South Afrikan ladyboy is in fact an Orc.
Important statistics for this post:
- Colonel Gaddafi has held no fucking public office since 1979. That shit is crazy. Why is this guys name brought up as the leader of this country.
- I looked at way too many clits while researching oversized clits for the South Afrikan chick-dude pondering. I am now desensitized to huge clits. Which is scary.
- I had fun thinking and pondering health care with one of my buddies this week. Its such a fun topic because I think that its amazing that there are so many people up in arms about Health Care but know absolutely fuck all about it. Its hilarious to watch these fucking people scream at thier politicians in these town halls about this country switching over to socialism, and stating that we are now on a path of losing the democracy and the republic. I got news for you fucking idiots. Democracy was gone a long long time ago when we lost Habeas Corpus, and the Patriot Act was made into law. Were you fucking screaming then you fucking moron?
- I swear to god I had no prior knowledge of anything other than what was an Orc or an Uruk-Hai before writing that feminista rant. I had to get all fucking nerdy and geeky and research a bunch of names on the internets to complete that paragraph. It took me about 30 minutes just to write 2 paragraphs.
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