Hot Lips Houlihan was right. Suicide is painless. Do it.

Another whiny middle class white chick offs herself.

You only need to read the first couple paragraph's of the article, but basically some chick in suburban Cincinnati took nekkid pictures of herself on her phone, texted them to her boyfriend in which he sent them to everyone and everyone's brother. The chick then found out and because of the humiliation she hung herself.
Now, because of such, the parents are trying to get laws in place that make it illegal for people to send illicit pictures to each other via texting. Yes, my loyal Ear Fucked readers,,,,, some chick's parents want to enact legislation to overturn the 1st fucking amendment because they're daughter had no self esteem and was a dirty trollup.
I'm no founding father, but there's probably a reason that freedom of speech is the first amendment on the list of many. Because its one of the most important. Fuckstick.

Am I the only motherfucker on the planet who gets outraged at this shit? I'm gonna say something here, and its probably gonna offend some of pussies that read my shit. I'm glad she's dead. Happy happy joy joy. More eggrolls and shorter queues for me. In fact I wish more chicks would take nude pics of themselves, then kill themselves. My only complaint is that suicide takes too long. These people should suffer. I'm a fan of dousing yourself in gas and becoming a human smores machine. Or becoming a human test dummy for the automakers. We as a population deserve something back from these morons. At least in death they should be furthering the specie.
Hey, even Kurt Cobain gave us "In Bloom".

When did personal responsibility become non existent? When was it okay to blame other people because the laws aren't strict? Man up, you fucking whiners. You raised your daughter to be a whore, you raised your daughter without respect for herself, and you raised your daughter with no self esteem. It's your fault. Not mine. Not Verizon, or Sprint, or AT&T. And its certainly not the governments fault, nor should it be their responsibility to write legislation to protect your daughters fucking feelings.

Now. Get off my planet you non-contributing zero.

4 comments:

Advalida said...

I concur. At least the bitch took herself out before she ran someone over while driving and texting. Darwin wins again!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I want to see the pic's of her dead body hanging from a meat hook. Naked or not dead bodies do it for me.

Jules said...

This girl's parents are fucking morons (so I am thinking it could have been hereditary.) Wanting our government to fix problems that they helped create? Way to pass the buck douche bag. With all the technology available to people now, you have to take the good with the bad. Why this girl felt that sending her boyfriend of 1-2 months a naked picture of herself was "good" is something I don't understand. Why she was surprised that it got sent to other people is a mystery to me. Isn't the saying "any secret that more than one person knows is no longer a secret." I think the same kind of principle applies in this situation. In the instant gratification society that we are living in today, you not only have to take responsibility for your children's decisions, but you have to raise them to take responsibility for their own. Girls making out with girls just to get guys to think they are hot. Girls posting or sending pictures of themselves naked or wearing close to nothing. Girls meeting older guys online. Really....is anyone surprised that something went horribly awry with this combination? I am tired of living in a finger pointing society where no one wants to take responsibility for their own actions. I am spent on listening to the litany of reasons why people feel their life sucks. I am done with condoning other people's selfish justifications of their actions. Stop enabling your children. Stop making excuses. Stop expecting a "do over" when things go wrong. Stop looking for someone to bail you out of situations of your own making. We have a shit ton of freedom in this country and in our lives and with that freedom comes accountability and responsibility. So stop fucking whining, step up to the plate and try and actually earn it for a change......and if you fail, put your big boy pants on and try again.
Is it horrible that she is dead? Sure. It is always a selfish waste when someone takes their own life, but that doesn't excuse her parent's selfish need to blame the government or other kids. Actions have consequences. Always have and always will. If her parents didn't manage to teach her that by age 18, then maybe they should have given her to the government to raise....then they would at least have a legitimate complaint.

Harry Karate said...

Jules, Step away from the keyboard. As angry as these simpletons make you, there is now one less of them. And that is a good thing.
Look at my delicious feed. There's an article in there how minors in some state (new jersey?) are getting arrested for child porno when they send naked pics of themselves.... Ohhh.... Sweet fucking irony.