Its sorta like Group Hug but for smarter people. The posts are displayed using full sentences, without using acronyms like OMG, LOL, and LMFAO. So, either the contributors clean up the content, or they are written by adults who have at least have a clue. Unlike your mother.
You should hook it up to your reader, or bookmark it, or digg or deli-cio-so or stumble it, or whatever you fuckholes do when you enjoy web content.
Some of my favorite submissions are:
Today, I asked a guy at work if he wanted to go to the movies with me. He thanked me for the offer but said he’d already seen it. I still haven’t told him the title of the movie…MLIC
Today, I was having trouble opening my truck…I got angry and broke the key inside the lock. After closer examination, that wasn’t my truck…MLIC
Today, I came home from work and found out my mom had cleaned my room. I’m 25 and still live with my parents. I forgot I left my pocket Vagina and lube out. Come to find, she had dusted around it and set it nice and neat back where she had found it. Even though she hasn’t said anything, I can’t look my mom in the eye…MLIC
Today, I live in a cult in Alaska and can’t leave until I am 18 years old, the worst is that if I do choose to leave I’ll be banished from the community and won’t be able to see my family again…MLIC
Today, my parents created a fake facebook profile to try and find out if I was gay…they now know I am…MLIC
Today, I tell my boyfriend that I’m happy he’s not a jealous person. He tells me that in truth he is, but that he feels safe as no one else is interested in me…MLIC
Today, I realized that I’m one of those losers that has a blog that no one ever reads. So, I have begun to spread the URL all across the Internet to get some constructive feedback - So far, only three people have left a comment and they can all be summed up to: "Cool."…MLIC
No. I did not submit the last one. I hate you people. *****runs into bedroom and cries into pillow******
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1 comment:
Lies...you tell them and we all know that you sent out pitty spam for earfucked. It's okay for a man your age to want and feel some sort of twisted affection from people you may or may not of met.
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