Another installment of: What the fuck is wrong with Women?

For the umpteenth time the internets reminded me today that I don't understand women at all. Apparently not only do women across the planet feel that it is their human right to whip their titties out in public for their child to suckle on, they are up in arms because they can't post them in Facebook. Yes. The social networking site Facebook has told women who have breastfeeding pictures on their page to take them down, or their account will be terminated.

Link to one of the articles. Another one.

Before we go any farther. On a human rights level, and a feminist level, I could give a shit less. Your tits being suckled on by your child do not offend me. Do whatever the fuck you want to do ladies. I don't give a fat babies ass.

I just don't get it. And I don't understand why all of you are outraged, and I don't understand why you view this as a personal affront.
From what I can tell, (through reading the comments section on multiple articles that were posted today) you think that its natural, and a normal part of life to breastfeed your baby in public, and take pictures of it, and post it on social networking sites. But let me remind you, just because its natural doesn't mean that everyone needs to see it. For example. I think its pretty natural and normal for me to get blowjobs at high noon in city centers. I was wrong. That's indecent exposure.
How is your actions any different? OH.... That's right. YOU just had a child and YOU'RE special, and IT'S special. And YOU should be able to do anything YOU fucking want to do because ITS beautiful, and ITS natural, and YOU just created life, and everyone else should avert their fucking eyes when YOU whip your tits out. Pardon me. I forgot. ITS THIER PROBLEM GODDAMIT. NOT YOURS. Fuck off. Put your tits away cunt.

You are not the first person to ever bring life into this world. You are not the first woman to breastfeed. You're not special. Your kid is not special. Pictures of your tits and your kid are not special. I hate you.


2 comments:

Jules said...

Having had a child and having breastfed him....let me just say that I have NO NEED whatsoever to have pictures of that event put on the tridubs for posterity. Neither do I feel the need to post pictures of a huge poop I took after a night of drinking and White Castle. That being said, I also feel no need to post pictures from my hysterectomy (hopefully you still have my uterus saved in the pickle jar to sell on eBay next time we can't make the rent.)

Sure breastfeeding is natural, but I have a hard enough time watching regular people chew their food...why would I want to add to the horror?
These women that base who they are as a person by identifying themselves by their children or what their children do in life need to get a lives of their own.

By the way....your mom must be so proud :)

Anonymous said...

The only pictures I want to see of someone breast feeding are of me suckling some big ol sweater cows.

( . )( . ) Yah! boobies!