This is what happens when you don't buy me a pony for my Birthday. Bitch.

Other possible captions:

1. Move my bedtime up one more time and someone gets a pair of concrete shoes.
2. Response time to fire. Three minutes and 12 seconds. That's not good enough guys. Goddammit. Lets do it again.
3. Why yes. You can burn ants indoors through the skylight.
4. Your pissed about the fire? Whew! I thought you would have been more unhappy about the meth lab?
5. A young Janet Reno burns her first compound.
6. Little Carrie was the first one to roll out her "mortgage crisis" plan.
7. Why yes. Pinky and The Brain IS my favorite TV show.