Joe Morgan Prevails

As I shuffled begrudgingly through my Google Reader this morning, I came across a rare off season post from Fire Joe Morgan. I rubbed my eyes, trying in vain to rub out the alcohol induced haze that had been there since the night before. Fucking Whisky.
I had to read it two times to ingest what just happened. They have declared that they are bringing an end to the blog. Fuck. A big part of me was hoping it was April Fools Day and they were just fucking with me. They aren't. They're done. Somehow bad journalism and sportscasting has prevailed. Great. Just fucking great.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Joe Morgan?

Anonymous said...

I heard a rumor that he was a member of the Big Red Machine, but we all know that's just some shitty cover story.
Here's the real Joe Morgan (because Wikipedia is NEVER wrong)

Joe "Pegleg" Morgan (10 April 1929 – 9 November 1993) is most notable for being the co-founder of the Mexican Mafia; he eventually became the Godfather of the prison gang.[1] He played a very instrumental part in the organizing and legitimizing of the Mexican Mafia. He had only one leg; the other having been shot off by the LAPD in East Los Angeles when he was eighteen.

(That is just steak balls)

Harry Karate said...

That is such horseshit! Everyone knows that Dave Concepcion was the leader of the Mexican Mafia.

Anonymous said...

I actually know who he is and did before I read this post. I was drunk when I typed that and now I cant remember why it was so funny to me. Alcohol, week brain cells and earfucked dont mix...I guess.