Does anyone want to caption this motherfucker?



1. Does this vest make me look stupid, or is it the girly knot at the bottom?
2. Me Hulk. Need more White Zinfandel. Arrrgghhh..
3. I'm so fucking huge my shoes are strapped!
4. "Well, you see, I wear the wristband to accentuate my huge guns, that and I can't afford a barb wire tattoo yet."
5. Do you guys know where the weight room is at? (obligatory Tommy Boy quote)
6. I thought that there was gonna be more chicks here? Billy Squire concerts ain't what they used to be!
7. Hey you. With the pencil thin beard. Wanna arm wrestle?
8. After seeing this guy, E-Harmony decided that three additional levels of compatability were needed.
9. Not only am I am member of the hair club for men,,,,,,,I'm also a member at Gold's Gym.

4 comments:

Jules said...

Oh my God.....it's Chyna before the operation. That completely explains why her clit is so huge!

Harry Karate said...

I am detecting much win in your sector.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Who the, what the, how the FUCK didn't you notice the guy with the pencil thin beard was wearing man Capri's? Those are more gay than that shirt that was stolen off the set of Dukes of Hazard.

Anonymous said...

bipolar is not a disease it's a way of life..........

"So sayeth Advalida"