What's the Soup du Jour? Mmmmmnnnn, that sounds good, I think I'll have that.

Jesus fucking Christ it was a busy week on intertubes. I seriously left shit off this weeks link dump because I got tired of hyperlinking.
Enjoy fucknuckles.


Great new site that chronicles what stupid people say in court.

The coolest Halloween pumpkins ever made.

You just know that this little girl grew up to be a nerd.

Jon Lajolie releases much anticipated "Show me your Genitals. 2"

Nailing your wife. A SFW porno. Best video of the week.

Ray Romano sings. Finally.

What not to do when you get a speeding ticket.

Tired of taking your shoes off at airports? This new gadget would help.

The best euphemism I've heard in weeks.

Kid jumps from a moving truck into a road sign. And is awesome.

This is probably the weirdest, funniest, strangest, fucking thing I found on the internets this week. NSFW! A site that distributes free X-rated novels about incest, pedophilia, bestiality, and just a general fucking grossness. Do not click this link if you want your perception of the world around you changed.

If you have time, which you probably don't. Watch this video, yes its 35minutes long, but its 35 minutes of hilarity.

Google launches its version of Beer Goggles. It doesn't allow you to send emails out when your wasted.

Boing Boing wonders if there is a market for new foreskin.

An interesting take on Porn.

Slash plays the Godfather theme.