The only thing that would be better is if it could somehow go through the Taco Bell drive-through without me as well. Daddy needs a chalupa. We'll, I'm sure that Google is working on that. Those silicon valley guys think of everything.
And guess who's gonna take his DUI attorney off of retainer? That's me babaganoush. Bar hopping without all that drunken guilt. I don't have to feel bad anymore when I wake up drunk and not remember how I got home. If only Google could just create a robot to tell me who the fuck is next to me in bed. Uggh. One time I woke up to a chick that looked like she got hit in the face with a bag of red hot doorknobs. Okay, okay. Whatever. It was a dude.
I cannot wait to see these things in real life. Just think, if we give all these cars to women, no one will need insurance anymore. Hell, even when I run over a neighborhood kid again, I can just blame Skynet.
A list of other things that I'll do with my new robot car:
- Set the car to tailgate everyone on the highway exactly one foot behind their bumper.
- Give my grandmother a heart attacks by saying "Look Nana! NO HANDS!" for 15 minute increments.
- Start a Taxi Cab company without any employees.
- Ghost ride till my hearts content.
- Get blow-jobs in the passenger seat.
- Come up with a new excuse because "I got lost" won't work anymore.
Now onto other things Google. Like my hoverboard that Back to the Future 2 promised me.
McFly. You're a fucking liar.
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Dude, I think you are on to something about the Taxi's with no drivers. I've been on 3 terrible cab rides in as many weeks (been a big drinkin month). Oh and the blow job in the passenger seat goes without sayin. Just a great idea. I like you... Always lookin out for the better of mankind.
And the cab might actually show up since the driver hasn't been pissed off by Bjorn.
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