Does anyone else think that we're reaching a point where we've insulated ourselves to the degree where we think nothing can kill us..... And then a super strain of old-timey disease the likes of 12 monkey's exterminates us all? I mean seriously. I don't know what is worse, all of us dying from a strain of smallpox that has merged with congenital intestinal herpes, that sends us all into an immediate myocardial infarction. Or where we protect ourselves from everything so much so that no one can ever enjoy a fucking thing ever again. We should just jump the gun and outlaw cashews just for safety sake.
Editors note: I accidentally hit the wrong button and posted this rant in its unfinished state. What I meant to be bitching about, which was completely off topic..... But was about the Biography Channel, and why they suck.. But I never got around to calling them the cunts that they are. So we'll save that for another day..... Because of my faux pa, as a bonus, I'll post my rant on Jews in a couple of minutes.
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I'd appreciate it if you would quiet down there buddy. You're going to get people thinking, and that will interfere with the survival of the fittest. People will realize that God gave us the "Immune System" and that since Adam contracted Salmonella poisoning from an apple eons ago, our species has been able to survive and thrive to the point that we are now a pandemic threat to all life.
If the morons stop getting their quarterly shots, stop using Purell every two seconds and stop disinfecting everything within an hundred mile radius...well, they will be more likely to survive the next super virus which would have thinned the herd and thus gotten the idiots out of my way.
Seriously though. What the hell is going on these days? Salmonella on produce and eggs(I thought you could only get that shit if you snorted raw chicken juice) and people dying from the fucking Flu? When did all this shit start?
I don't want to be a doom-sayer, but I sometimes wonder if the blessed End is near. I've decided that in case I'm not beamed up to baby Jesus's lair, I'm going to start licking every egg and bushel of spinach in Wal-Mart.
--What doesn't kill you, makes you stranger.
Here's the caveat to all of this, all those assholes who immunize themselves to everything, are afraid of germs, and cannot build their own protection within their own bodies will be the first to fall. When you get the flu, or a cold, or whatever, your body builds a natural resistance to it. It in itself is its own immunization. Thus making it likely that if something more harmful comes along and attacks your body, you'll survive. What I'm trying to say is that I now found a way to legitimize the fact that I slept with a hooker in 94 and got herpes. Aids. Bring it on.
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