Iceland..... Crossed off my vacation destination list.

We here at the crack Ear Fucked staff sit around our boardroom roundtable during our Saturday morning meetings and vote on what articles get posted on the site. (ie.. Me, my penis, and a picture of Chuck Yeager scrolling through Google Reader in my underwear thumbing up and down articles on the net in between viewing porn and eating hot pockets...)

What do you think Mr. Peppy? Did you like it? Yes yes? [fist bump]

Its how we decide what gets published goddamn it. Don't judge, its a system that we've used for years.

Well on this fine Saturday morning Mr. Peppy was sad, and yes, combined with the cold spring air, he was a little, shall we say,,,, not happy. Not just because of the lackluster tepid temperature, but because he read this article.

It seems that the country of Iceland has just made strip clubs illegal. What? [Mr. Peppy just made that audible gasp you just heard as he ran frantically into the wall because he lost his bearings]
Apparently Iceland decided that its not fair for women to sell their bodies, even when it doesn't affect anyone else.

the Nordic state is the first country in the world to ban stripping and lapdancing for feminist, rather than religious, reasons. Kolbrún Halldórsdóttir, the politician who first proposed the ban, firmly told the national press on Wednesday: "It is not acceptable that women or people in general are a product to be sold."

Listen up Ear Fuckers, I'm not going to call this wrong or right because I'm not a chick, but I will give my fucking opinion. This new law by this Dyke Feminist Prime Minister (I'm not slandering this broad, she is in fact, the first open Lesbian to run a country. I'm guessing that it wasn't well documented that Evita had a penchant for pussy. Wait. Scratch that. It was Madonna who went down on Sandra Bernhart, not Evita Perone) is fucking stupid. This is why I hate Feminist's. Just like any other group of people that argue for the greater good, they like to tell us what to think and do, and if they have enough power, they get to enact this type of ridiculous legislation. What's next? Making it illegal to drink because its not good for you? What about eating unhealthy food. You know what would be funny? Making it illegal to eat chocolate. That would be awesome. You want to see the voting block of women organize? They'll come out in droves to vote that law down.

What puzzles me (and Mr. Peppy) is that this Feminist can argue for Abortion rights because a woman can choose what to do with her body, but just enacted a law that states that,,,,, a woman cannot do what she wants with her body. Isn't that fundamentally two contradictory things? So its okay for a woman to abort an unborn fetus, but she can't decide to show her cans to an audience? Isn't that her decision? What's the line in the sand? Isn't this Icelandic politician arguing against Feminism? And what's even more questionable is where the line in the sand is? Are they going to make it illegal for Women to model lingerie? Because that's using ones body as a product. Sure the lingerie is the actual product, but as Mr. Peppy would tell you, he didn't have a cashe of Fredrick's of Hollywood catalogues when he was 16 because he liked frilly lace nighties. He like pussy! Wapow!!! [Mr. Peppy just slammed his fist down on the board room table!)

I don't understand how this is a feminist issue. This is a free rights issue. Plain and simple. These politicians are not allowing people free choice what to do with their lives and bodies. WE should be free to make our own choices, whether they are right or wrong for US. Not some goddamn politician preaching to us that SHE knows better than WE do what, or what WE should do.
You fucking whore. And that's basically what she is, a whore, for selling out her sisters and brothers underneath the guise of a better society. [I'm pretty sure that Mr. Peppy would have just fist bumped me again, but he was in the kitchen heating up a hot pocket]

I personally think that I'm more of an advocate of Woman's Rights than this chick. I support strippers. Yes, I've tipped. (and Mr. Peppy has tipped and shafted) So if you're anything like me, you're going to march right down to the local strip club today and support those hard working girls trying to make rent and pay their way through college.

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