Well, I do that all the time. Usually its because I am a judgemental asshole, but sometimes, every so often...................... Your assumption is dead nuts on target.
Well, now you have a reason to finally hate John C. McGinley. You've suspected for years that he's a fucking idiot. And you were right. (I beg you to click that fucking link)
Johnny Mac is up in arms because people keep referring to his kid as a Retard. Even though, his kid, is in fact...... A Retard. His kid has Down Syndrome, and goddamn it, he's fed up with the general public referring to his kid in the proper medical term. He'd rather us come up with a new politically correct term to define his kid. I guess he'd prefer Mentally Handicapped, or Mentally Challenged, or whatever doesn't make Retarded people the world over feel bad. But here's the fucking thing,,,, by not using the word "Retarded" anymore, we're not making his retarded kid feel better,,,,, We're making HIM feel better about having a retarded kid.
So for that. I will kindly tell McGinley to go have sex with himself.
Seriously. What do you think is gonna happen if we stop using the term "Retarded" tomorrow? Is his kid gonna get throw off those retard shackles and become a rocket scientist? (Theoretically,,,, I guess its possible because they do have "Retard" strength)
Are slow people the world over going to start getting sixteen hundreds on SAT's? Is Corky going to all of sudden cure cancer? Are they going to start being contributing members of society?
Lets be honest here, it doesn't matter one fucking bit if we replace the word "Retard" with another word, because you know what? THEY'RE STILL GOING TO BE RETARDED.
You know how I know all of this? Because we already did this experiment about 10 years ago. We stopped calling midgets midgets, and started calling them "little people"
And guess what? It didn't make their little sausage fingers grow. It didn't elongate their scrunched up spines, or make their foreheads any smaller.
Now magically,,, if all of a sudden,,, they stopped having bowed legs, and shallow vaginas, and grew a couple feet...... I'd get on board. But they didn't. So that's how I know I'm right.
The problem for McGinley, is that the word "Retard" while maintaining its Medical stature, has somehow morphed in our culture to also be a slang word for someone who's not actually retarded,,,,, but just acts retarded. Like Emo kids or me back in the 90's. So he doesn't want his kid associated with me circa 93, or fuckheads who listen to Avril Lavigne. Fair enough fucko. Here's what I'm gonna do.........
I'm not going to use the word "Retarded" anymore. I'm just going to start calling "Retarded" people "Stupid", "Dumb", "Slow", or maybe just "Douchebags"
Will that make you feel better Dr. Cox?
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Wow! I was beginning to wonder how long you were going to remain silent. That was like popping a zit which has been festering beneath the skin for a week, pure tapioca bliss!
Okay, I've three idiotic things to say.
Thanks for leading me to read that tripe. A moment which I'll never regain.
Can we pack up all the bleeding heart actors who believe their opinion is so important because they're famous onto Travolta's jet and send them to Haiti where they will be far from sight and my overall concern?
Now, due to Mr. I'm-A-Douche-But-I-Also-Play-One-On-T.V.'s self indulgence, I'm going to have more compassion for mongoloids. From here on I will lovingly pat them on their heads and whisper in their ears "It's not your fault that you're like this, God is just punishing you for something your mommy or daddy did".
My mommy says I'm special but everyone calls me retarded.
My mom said that I was especially retarded.
Thanks to the Hangover the word retard has officially been changed to ri-tard.
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