Harden the fuck up.

You know what has really got me up in bunches lately?
Why, without fail, is every asshole that I know have some sort of issue,,,,, and in turn, I'm the asshole because I don't give a shit about their issue? WHY IS THAT?
Its like they think they have a free license to be an un-mitigating cunt because of their issue, and then on top of it, think I'm a brash cocksucker since I don't recognize and curb my behavior because of their fucking issue. WHO'S FUCKING ISSUE IS IT? Its not mine, and I'm not changing who I am just to fucking suit your overly sensitive feelings.



I have two problems with these fucking people. 1.) They don't really have an issue, but rather some sort of pathological selfishness, 2.) Its a problem that they have, and they project their shitty problems on me, and then give me shit because I don't compensate for their fucking issue.

You know what,,,, you useless fucking shell of a human?......If you have a fucking issue, its YOUR fucking issue. Not mine.

Its seems like I am constantly walking on eggshells around everyone.

I can't make a cancer joke because their dad died of cancer back in 95. Get over it, it happens.
I can't make adoption jokes because they were adopted. Get over it, at least you had fucking parents.
I can't hate gay people for any reason because I'll be called a fucking bigot. Fuck you. Just because you're queer doesn't mean you aren't a raging asshole. Faggot.
I can't make dead baby jokes because their wife had a miscarriage once. Get over it, kids die all the time, and you can always make another one.
I can't expect someone to do their job because they have ADD. Fix your shit, I'm sick of asking you to do something 5 fucking times.
I can't not like Obama because that would make me a Republican racist who hates minorities and hopes they die slowly without proper healthcare. Fuck you. Who's a bigger racist? The guy who voted for him because of his skin color, or the guy who had the balls to not vote for him based on his shitty politics?
I can't expect someone to be a decent human being because they were raised incorrectly. Fix your shit fuckstain.... People will treat you with respect when you fucking earn it.
I can't give someone criticism because they have self-esteem issues and will break down and cry. Why don't you do something worthwhile every now and again so you won't be worthless anymore. Fuckface.
I've got to send flowers to my girlfriend on Valentines Day because everyone of her co-workers is gonna get flowers and she needs plants that are going to die in three days to make her feel special. You know what bitch, why don't you do something that is deserving of my affection? Like not being a fucking harpy.
I can't say "retard" in public anymore because its offensive to people that aren't even retards. Hey parent who can't breed a healthy child.........I'll say what I want, whenever I want because unlike retards I can control my actions, and to prove such, I'll act like a retard.



I've had enough. I swear to baby jesus that if another person tells me that I can't do or say something because of someone else's hangups.. I'm gonna fucking lose it. And then their gonna have another issue to deal with. A pissed off white guy who knows how to use his fucking fists.


In homage of this post, I present Chopper Reid.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stop your whining. Harden the fuck up! You sound like a retarded, cancer filled, adopted dead nigger baby with no flowers on your grave.

Harry Karate said...

I take umbrage at your hate filled attack on me. Try to be a little more civilized in the comments section,,,,,

This is a family blog goddamn it.

Advalida said...

I bescumber both of you for your self-righteous dribble.

Anonymous said...

There are only 6 people that read this dribble and we might as well all be red-headed step children that were born poor black children. Family my red-headed black ass.

Harry Karate said...

Yes. But let me say,,, the six people who actually read it are fucking titans.
And we all know that a Titan equals 16 men, or 4 women.

Jules said...

So what you are saying is that it takes 16 men to equal the awesomenicity that is 4 women? I positive that statement.

Advalida said...

Zing! I was wondering if you were going to take the shot, Jules.

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Jules said...

It was too easy....he teed that right up for me.
I should probably shut up now or he will just start whining again and make up shit about how I complain about wanting flowers on Valentine's Day while bitching about my cancer and worrying about my ADHD kid.
What a pussy.

Unknown said...

My god Harden your a person I really admire keep it up man don't let them beat you I have the same views you do, are screw the rest of the world if they dont like it they are out to screw us, even our own country treates it citizens like shit and gives non Americans our jobs, and dont get me started on faggots sob get out of out country your butt stink is stinking it up fags. Im done for now and as far as your suk ass word verification cant see it.

Advalida said...

Wait a minute.
I don't remember the Titans, I thought we are Marshall.