So my other site (Goddamn it! Its called Group Slugger!) is going swimmingly. Literally. Things around my clackity clack box are daisies and klondike bars. (the fuck?)
It has not been a problem posting shit, and is actually easier than I thought. In less than 10 days we've had 81 posts already. I'm having a bunch of fun, and, excuse me as I speak for everyone else involved, I think they are slapping their knees too. I've recruited three of my best friends four-evah* into posting from time to time, and lets all hope that they post even more. Why? Because they're probably better at it than me, and lets face facts fuckstains, I'm all about the dick and fart jokes. Are they witty dick and fart jokes? Sometimes. Are they spot on? One could say so. But in the end your only sitting in front of your computer LO-Motherfucking L'ing because I just made a funny about queef's and Albanian Hot Pockets (Don't google that mister) Jesus. Class it up San Diego. You're better than that.
If you haven't strayed over there yet, then I suggest you make some "me" time, and snap one off first. Then go over there. (Or at the same time. Whatever. I'd be nice if I got virtually bukkaked) Its fun, and I won't judge if your not wearing pants in front of the computer.
So if you like it, tell your friends. And your moms. And send her my email address, she probably needs a good bonering.

*I cannot reveal the identities of my BFF's, because I have already gotten in BIG trouble for posting information on the intarwebs about people I know. If they want to identify themselves, I'm more than happy to pass out high fives and nut rubs. Hell. I'll work their shafts like Marvy Barber Poles if they want.

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