I think you idiots are going to love this.

I had what us alcoholics refer to as "a moment of clarity" yesterday afternoon. For some reason it just popped into my head while talking to a buddy of mine. Since it seems every fucking one of you love when I make fun of the idiots over at Group Hug, I decided to start a brand spanking fucking new website called Group Slugger. It is identical to what I do here every so often in my "Bring it in close, and let the big guy get his bear paws on ya", columns.

I already have twenty or so posts done, and am planning on doing at least a couple a day.
I'm also thinking that it should be as interactive as possible, and want to have guest authors on it. SO, you should send me any and all ideas that you have. If they are any good, I'll post them and give you props. I would also like other people to be "guest bloggers" on the site, so if you have an affinity for making fun of emo wrist cutting losers, I will probably invite you to "guest blog"
Send all suggestions to groupsluggers@gmail.com with the correct group hug post.

I of course am still going to do Ear Fucked, but Group Sluggers is dedicated 100% to making fun of those fucking nitwits at Group Hug. So add it to your Reader, and Digg/Delicious/Stumble the motherfucker.